fall festival and pig people

i have been trying to make this years fall festival better than everso in doing this i have been trying to locate a pig for the "grease pig" catching and a cow for people milk

well i went into the great unknown of apopka to find me a pig, the guys down at farm city made a few phone calls for me and found a lady with some pigs.....

upon calling her, it was a couple of odd conversations and questions of time diffrences so i could come see the shiny little porker (the pig) my early afternoon was 1-2pm her early afternoon was 5-6pm

anyways, i told maybe i could call her back next week and find a time better for her and I

anyways, i have attached pic of what i hope my pig will look like.

you may be wondering what i am going to do with this little piggy when i am done

well i was thinking:

maybe take him to the market

maybe take him home

maybe give him some roast beef

probably not give him none

more than likely and realistically he will

cry wee wee wee all the way home

or we could just have a booth at the fall festival that says

"win a free pig"

it is ocoee

below if what the pig lady must look like

what do i envision for the fall festival you may ask????

look no further

gone

ok they are gone....whew!

hiccups

i utterly hate hiccups

i have them now 

and they make me angry

i dont know why 

i try and do everything i can to get rid of them

but they keep coming hard and strong

the longest recorded case of hiccups 68 years 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Osborne

if this was me i would be in the crazy house in less than year

no longer

there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus

sometimes we forget this and we allow ourselves time to sit and mope about something that is already done and over with

dont allow satan to beat u up,

get back up and know who you are in Christ,

his child, friend, forgiven, heir, prince

He is the lover of your soul, king, prince of peace, alpha and omega, first and the last, beginning and the end, always there, everlasting, all knowing, all seeing, everywhere